Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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