So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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