I want to have your abortion
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Someone shattered a urinal.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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