let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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