Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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