He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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