just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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