Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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