I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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