All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
now i know why i became what i already was.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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