Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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