oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And the cops told us we were all naked.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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