The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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