I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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