He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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