I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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