What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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