I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
