But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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