so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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