why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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