Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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