My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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