Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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