i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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