Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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