Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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