Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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