I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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