How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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