some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
it's great music for shaving your balls
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
