What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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