No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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