she looked like the before picture.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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