I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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