physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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