This is not my ceiling
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
