but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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