Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Who put my cat in the fridge?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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