so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think i got beer on your cat.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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