So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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