Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
do nipples grow back?
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