If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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