Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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