So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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