shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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