I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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