tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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