I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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