what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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