I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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