I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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