found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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