his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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